Colin & Mingo
BAIT 41
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music by Mingo
Copyright © 2000 by Rudolph T. Maceyko
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music & electronics by Mingo, words & voice by Colin (but mangled by Mingo)
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko
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It won't be paranoid or corporate
music by Mingo, words & voice by Colin (but mangled by Mingo)
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko
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Oh buttery flavor It's the best tasting thing I do not understand The randomness Random Random Random Nougat machine Being sleepy Rindfleisch! Rindfleisch!
music by Mingo, words & voice by Colin
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko
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Nougat Machine Workin' 'round the clock Nougat Machine Tasty nougat What a treat Fluffy and sweet Churn in out Tastes so good Oh so light Fill them up A delight Don't ever stop
music by Mingo, words & voice by Colin (but mangled by Mingo)
originally written for the alt.music.ween originals compilation "Endangered Feces Vol. I"
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko
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Yeah oh yeah Yeah I think I'll get liquored up here Okay Okay Okay Something for the kids Ah yes...the first haircut And that was a Paramount Picture Look at all of these people Drinking Talking Applying makeup What the hell was that? "Hollywood Fashion Machine" Is that...? I don't know... Looks like vintage... Looking in mirrors His moustache didn't look quite right As the cat smells my finger I wonder to myself "Does she like what she smells?" "What is she smelling?" "What sort of information about me is she obtaining by smelling my finger?" It hardly seems fair If I were to smell her paw I would probably not learn very much about her
music by Mingo, vocalizations by Colin
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko
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music, voice and concept for words by Mingo, voice and upper keys by Colin
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko
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Nosferatu, vampiro de la noche Nosferatu, Phantom der Nacht
bass part, percussion, voice & concept by Mingo, voice and upper keys by Colin
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko
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C: Well, this is interesting... I don't know if... I don't know if I
should be "headphones on" or "off"... It would be much more
interesting to hear... definitely much better... that's a nice, a
nice funky groove kind of bassline thing...
M: Yeah I'm not actually too happy with it just yet, but it's an
interesting start.
C: Well it's a start. It's definitely something to... to work from,
for sure.
M: It took us a while here to get into the groove. I think that's
coming up.
C: Yeah, yeah.
M: Actually I couldn't do a lot at the time because I couldn't hear
myself.
C: That is a problem, and I haven't done this sort of thing in a
while, and it's probably apparent.
M: Yeah, your skill level has obviously diminished since 10 years
ago...
C: Yeah, definitely.
M: Here it comes. This is where it gets good.
C: Okay, this is...
M: (laughs)
C: Oh, yeah.
M: That's great.
C: This is something we... probably... probably will be using a lot
of... This is like a running commentary...
M: It is. We have to do this for all of our songs.
C: It's been quite successful with film. I think this is the next
logical step.
M: I like this part myself
C: This is pretty good.
M: But the whole thing's about to come to an abrupt halt.
C: Of course these things, you know, they could go on for hours, too,
but...
M: I haven't maximized the ability to put you in the left and me in
the right.
C: Oh, yeah.
M: Is this a little better?
C: Oh, wow, that's, that's...
M: (laughs)
C: Yeah
M: Yeah, so I...
C: That's great. It's like a real conversation.
M: That's right. Almost.
C: Kind of. Yeah. A little more like a real conversation.
M: Someday it's gonna end here. I'm not sure when.
C: And one thing that's a little disorienting is that I'm on the left
and you're in the right, and as we're seated here it's just the
opposite.
M: (laughs) Would you like me to switch it?
C: No, no, I kinda like...
M: There we go. Is that the... ?
C: Ooh, I like the crossover phase. Actually that's my favorite part.
M: Yeah, it really depends on which direction you're going...
C: Yeah, I'd say that for now...
M: That's enough.
music by Mingo, words & vocal by Colin
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko
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Big hair chick Lick your lips It's what you want It's what we want ----------------------- I thought I saw you You saw me Right now you imagine What shall be You're very eager It's obvious Not much you can do On a bus (Chorus) I saw you at lunch Yum yum yum What's your fantasy Now become? How was that sandwich? Sure looked good I had a taco 'Cause I could (Chorus) Meet with you later At the club You might not know it There's the rub You buy a mixed drink I buy two Feeling bolder I Approach you (Chorus) She was scary enough Before I saw that she Didn't have a tooth Scared the hell out of me I might never be aroused again And that's the truth An unbelievable hag She had a tail that wagged A horrifying sight How drunk must I have been? I'm glad that now I can see That she was really fright Why do I tell you this story? It's a little embarrassing I don't want this to happen to you Don't be drawn to big hair And don't ever stare That's the last thing you want to do
music by Mingo, words & vocal by Colin
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko
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I can't believe what a freak you are It makes me sick just to look at you Look at yourself; I hope this is a joke If you saw yourself you'd see what I mean So filled with rage Yet a creative force But no one cares What's really inside? When the outward appearance Is so arresting, so unusual The substance seems hardly Worth getting to know It's as if you don't own a mirror Or maybe you just need to have your eyes checked Maybe no one's frank enough to tell you But I'll tell you right off that you're a mess Nobody's really concerned About anything that you're thinking People can't get past how you look Maybe it's your fault, maybe not Maybe you'd added to your problems Maybe they aren't all your own doing But it's much easier to put blame On others instead of yourself You make me sick! I'm gonna puke You freak! Ugly cow! Oh God! Aaaaagh! What's that?! Is that your FACE?
based on Scab by Tracey B & symplegades
new arrangement and music by Mingo, voice by Colin
Copyright © 1991 by Chewing Tinfoil Productions (original, used by permission)
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko (this adaptation)
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Stop Don't pick that scab You have dirt under your fingernails
music by Mingo, words & vocal by Colin
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko
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We have a lot of road ahead of us More miles than I care to count I think we have almost everything we need Still, we should probably make one more stop There's a mini-mart at this exit We should get off here Grab some sandwiches and bottled water It's a long trip-we should stock up The miles fly by one at a time Yet they seem to go much too slow The mile markers laugh at us Laughing at a mile a minute I think maybe we feel as though We've been on the road for too long It's only now starting to get dark Yet I feel myself nodding off We argue about trivial things "Yes, I know how to read a map" "No, you don't look like a cupholder" "No, it's not your turn to drive" I hope we find a motel soon Don't want to have to sleep in the car Don't like to sleep alongside the road And I really could use a shower Well the motel wasn't too much of a dump I'd say we got what we paid for We're ready to go and more-or-less refreshed Even if the shower water was rusty We head back out onto the road More miles lie ahead than behind At least now we have some rest and We still have our sandwiches and water The mile markers do their job and Remind us we still have far to go The numbers get smaller a number a minute Or maybe now a little faster Finally we're just about there We didn't even kill each other Even though I stopped at every Waffle House And even though you smoke in the car I didn't think this would end up Being much of an adventure But I can't say I'm disappointed I'll ask you when you're feeling better I'd have to say this was worth it I'm pretty sure I'd do it again Then suddenly I remember We have to make the drive back home
music by Mingo, words & vocal by Colin
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko
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You always make everything worse You must feel like this is a curse Not knowing the right thing to do Behavior rarely appropriate Distinctly feeling you're second-rate You don't know what to do Wondering what's wrong with you You're baffled; you can't figure it out No wonder you're so full of doubt Don't go there Don't meet them Don't dance with her Don't talk to her It's not smart It's not safe It would not make A lot of sense You're not hip You're not cool Maybe you'll score Don't bet on it Don't buy that Don't eat that Don't drink that Don't smoke that You should determine what you'll do They're eagerly awaiting you Do not miss this intriguing chance For what might end up as romance This excitement is very real Do not deny that which you feel Just go there Just meet them Just dance with her Just talk to her It is smart It is safe It really makes A lot of sense You are hip You are cool You just might score I'm sure of it Sure, buy that Sure, eat that Sure, drink that Sure, smoke that
music by Mingo, words & vocal by Colin based on an old concept by Mingo
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko
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Someone ought to kill Mrs. Jones We need to show her how much we care Someone ought to kill Mrs. Jones We need to show her that we love her There's a woman who lives in our block Whom everyone knows by name The horrible noises that come from her house Are this lonely lady's claim to fame (Chorus) No one knows what it is that she does No one can explain the sounds Those sounds of unbelievable horror For termination this must be grounds (Chorus) Mrs. Jones surely can't think She'll get away with this Those awful tones throughout the block We surely will not miss (Chorus) But Mrs. Jones never seemed To injure anyone I hope that no one has regrets When it's over and done (Chorus)
music by Mingo, words & vocal by Colin
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko
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Ich ich bin ja Stecker Du, denn du bist Steckdose Jetzt fühle ich die ganze Kraft Jetzt kommt er, jetzt kommt der Strom Energievoll bin ich jetzt Bin voll deiner Energie Stecker Steckdose Anschluss Energie Strom fliesst Von dir Strom kommt Zu mir Stecker Steckdose Anschluss Energie Ich ich bin ja Stecker Du, denn du bist Steckdose Wir brauchen ja noch einander Deine Kraft macht mir denn stark Ohne dich gehör' ich nur Einem nutzlosen Gerät Energie Steckdose Energie Stecker Energie Steckdose Energie Stecker Ich ich bin ja Stecker Du, denn du bist Steckdose Was machst du denn ohne mich? Wer benutzt deine Energie? Wartest du doch jeden Tag? Erwartest du den Stecker?
music by Mingo, words & vocal by Colin based on a concept by Mingo
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko
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Fascination in the smallest of rooms Click of the shutter, camera lens zoom What could be interesting in that room? I hope you're going to be out of there soon Images that fascinate Imaginations hesitate Hesitation irritate Irritation makes irate Miss a chance to get the shot Look at what you might've got Ordinary this is not Such vision cannot be taught (Chorus) (?) (Chorus) It's not quite a studio It's purpose I'm sure you know It's a place where you can go To let your emotions flow Art is what you make of it You might stand or you might sit The true artist, he won't quit There is no denying it (Chorus)
music by Mingo, words & vocal by Colin
Copyright © 2000 by Gregory E. Keklak and Rudolph T. Maceyko
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Hot dogs Cheese Cigarettes Beer Cars Tuna Televisions Cell phones Tires Golf clubs Building materials Cartoons A baseball team Cable TV In the future there'll be one big company Making all the products you see Everyone merged into one another For the benefit of you and me Some people think that they did it Just so they'd have a monopoly But I'm quite sure it was done To benefit our society Imagine all the products that we'll see in coming years Cat food made with brand-name meat-how 'bout designer beer? Haircuts endorsed by pop stars-these would change each year Running out of choices is something you won't fear (Chorus) Consumer products that define us are important to our lives The value of brand equity you'll soon realize Such excitement in the stores when new items arrive Too bad much of what you're sold is little more than lies. (Chorus) Hot dogs Cheese Cigarettes Beer Cars Tuna Televisions Cell phones Tires Golf clubs Building materials Cartoons A baseball team Cable TV